![]() They involve identically disguised lovelies who have just ripped off the account of that nasty Russian, who now lives in luxury that a Bond villain would envy. ![]() Frank, a tough chauffeur for secretive criminal activities, is approached by ravishing mystery woman Anna (Loan Chabanol) to transport a pair of packages from their resort's top bank. The outline of the plot is murky beyond measure. The unfocused script swings around like a kid playing Whack-A-Mole. It then leaps to the present, noting that we now are "15 Years Later." Do the math. ![]() According to the graphic title dating this prologue, it occurs in 1995. This involves machine-gunning several pimps, pulling the loveliest supermodel of their employees into a getaway car and driving off with evil smiles. How dumb is it? The problems begin with the very opening scene, a flashback to years before when a ruthless Russian crime boss took control of prostitution on the Cote d'Azur. Refueled? It is running on empty from the start. Being associated with the film was such a career-crippling embarrassment that the cast and crew wanted to withhold their identities until the end, at which point most of the audience would have walked out. "The Transporter Refueled" opens without any credits but its title.
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